You Get Zero

    During a Christmas exam, one of the questions was "What causes a depression?" One of the students wrote, "God knows! I don't know, Merry Christmas!"

    The exam paper came back with the prof's notation, "God gets 100! You get zero! Happy New year!"

    你得零分

    在一次圣诞考试中，有一个问题是："经济萧条是什么引起的？"其中一个学生写道："上帝知道！我不知道，圣诞快乐！"

    考卷发了回来，上面有教授的批语："上帝得100分，你得0分，新年快乐！"