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十类不应该锁在橱子里的东西

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核心提示:Your school locker is usually crammed with things. You put books and supplies in it. You also put your coat or jacket in it too. Here are ten things that you should not put in your school locker: Do not put your laptop in your locker. It is bound to


    Your school locker is usually crammed with things. You put books and supplies in it. You also put your coat or jacket in it too. Here are ten things that you should not put in your school locker:

    Do not put your laptop in your locker. It is bound to fall out and crash. 

    Do not put your school diary in your locker. Someone could get in your locker and rip it off. There goes your personal life down the toilet.

    Do not put any weapons in your locker. This is guaranteed to get you a one-way ticket out of school. Suspension and detention are not preferable to prevention.

    Do not put a picture of your ex-girlfriend in your locker. This is particularly true if you have a new girlfriend. If your girlfriend sees it, you may be looking at a knuckle sandwich for lunch.

    Do not leave any old clothes in your locker. Smelly socks from gym will not endear you to your classmates. Take it home and fumigate it.

    Do not put firecrackers in your locker. If you are caught, you might find that the only thing that will explode is your teacher and the principal.

    Do not put a complete makeup kit in your locker. You are at school and not at some fancy restaurant. Remember: You make up schoolwork and not make up your face.

    Do not put a ton of sports equipment in your locker. Do you really want to see your NBA basketball rolling down the hall?

    Do not put your cell phone in your school locker. It is too tempting a target to remain in your locker for long. The next call you receive might be from your stolen cell phone.

    Do not put loose bottles of pop in your locker. The bottles will probably spill all over your jacket and your books. It's a real mess to clean up.

    你学校带锁的橱子里塞满了东西,你把书籍以及生活用品都放到这里面,你的外套以及夹克衫也在里面,有十样东西你最好不要放进去:

    1笔记本电脑,一定会摔落撞毁的。

    2学生日记,一些人会打开你的橱子并撕毁它,把你的私人生活记录丢进厕所。

    3防身武器,这是你上学路上的保证,停止预防或把它们放在橱子里的想法并不靠谱。

    4尚未成为你女朋友的照片。如果你有了一个新的女朋友,这绝对是个真理,如果你女朋友看到它,晚饭你可能要挨直勾拳了。

    5旧衣服,你的同学会讨厌你因体育锻炼而带着气味的袜子,把它带回家,清洗掉臭味。

    6鞭炮,如果被抓,你只有一种感觉是感觉来自于你老师和校长的怒气。

    7整套化妆品,你是在学校,不是在喜欢的餐厅。你的任务是做功课,而不是专注于你的脸。

    8大量的运动器材,你真的想看到你的NBA篮球在大厅滚来滚去?

    9手机,留在你橱子里,绝对是诱人的目标,你接到的下个电话将来自你被偷的电话。

    10瓶口不紧的瓶子,里边的液体可能会流出来,弄脏你的夹克衫和书籍,将很难清理。

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